in my experience, most of these blogs with “official” in their url aren’t actually the official blogs of anything, let alone whatever precedes the word “official” in their url! this whole business stinks to high heaven and i will get to the bottom of this
i’m still laughing about “in a world where clowns are real”
me: hey mr house, are you planning to become a dictator of new vegas
me: but you have all the resources and means to do so.
house: but i wont.
me: but no one will be able to stop you if you become the leader of new vegas. you have a huge army of easy to replace robots with rocket launchers, infinite wealth and in order to kill and replace you, people would have to try to infiltrate this casino that no one has been able to break into for hundreds of years except for me.
house: sure but im immune from greed.
me: say, this gives me an idea
hoW DID I EVEN MISS THIS REMIX
OH M Y GOD
THIS IS MY SONG
SOMEONE MADE IT SOUND GOOD
THEY CLEANED UP THE VOCALS AND ADDED A DESCANT TO THE CHORUS ARE YOU SHITTING ME
THIS IS REALLY GOOD
watch out for my body rolls watch out for my body rolls
fuck it’s way catchier than i want it to be
SCREAMING AND BEADING A GEM SWEATER AT THE SAME TIME